Prism of Perception

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- Well , hello there!
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- I am not bothering you by any chance, am I?
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- See, I don’t want to be noisy. So, is it okay  if I sit next to you and just look ?
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- O, thanks! That is very kind of you.
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- O yes, yes, of course, I will keep quite.
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- No,  not a word. Just looking.
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- Thank you, thank you. Don’t worry about me, I will be fine… thanks.

5 minutes later.

- Sorry to bother you , but may I ask what are you doing?
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- Oh! Creating a new creature?! Nice…. Human like?
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- Good, good… And intelligent too, I suppose?
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- Like us?  Wow! That is great!…
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- So, where they are going to live?
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- Oh, oh, I got it! A new planet, ha?! Thank god…
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- Why? Well… for not putting them to the same planet with us…
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- What you mean, why?
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- Listen,  we have only  4 races on your planet and it took us 4,000 years and endless  wars , death,  and bloodshed  to realize that there are no superior races among us..And now you want to put the fifth one there?
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- And it’s technically not a  human!
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- How long, do you think, it will take before we cut them to pieces? Every single last one of them?
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- Oh! oh-oh-oh! So you have a too good of opinion about us! Believe me, the moment they show up on the planet the genocide will start. And just a last few of them will end-up in  laboratories where scientists will try to reverse engineer them, coping your secrets.
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-  What you mean we are impossible?
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- What you mean “we are  Blood thirsty murderers”? Why? -…
- Oh, common! That is the way you created us!
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- What you?… OK! OK I WILL SHUT UP! SORRY! SORRY!… Don’t, please !…It hurts! Please… Ahhhhh, please… THANKS!

5 minutes later

- Oh, God! Is this one a female?
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- Aha… I see! OK… And the other one is a male, I presume?
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- Thank you!…Then may I suggest something?
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-  Well, you know, from a… “user point of view”…
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- NO?…  Why?… Don’t you think that my opinion would be a valuable?
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-OK… if you insist…

2  minutes later

- O, God! What you doing?
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- Please, please! May I say?
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- Don’t put them to the same misery you put us.
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- Make THIS and THAT BIGGER, A LOT BIGGER.
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- Please, I know what I am talking about! And, on the other hand, MAKE THAT and THIS little smaller.
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- Please! Please! I know… the balance and stuff. But, I beg, don’t you make the same mistake again.
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- Oh no! no! I am sorry! I am sorry! Not a mistake, not a mistake! Just a small… insignificant… minor… miscalculation! Just make that and that equal! Please  – let them be happier than us! Please!
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- For a love of the good!…
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- OK, OK SORRY! I AM SORRY! I WILL KEEP QUITE! NO WORD… OI, NO PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME STAY…. THANKS!

5 minutes later

- O!.. MY!… GOD!
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- Are you going to put any brain in there?!
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- N-n-n-o-o-o!?????…. How come?!
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- You already placed the brain?! Where? I did not see?
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- WHERE?!!!!!!!! But..
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- O-o-o-o!!!!!!..I am speechless!…
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- You know when they say that you have a great sense of humor, there are absolutely right! You have!
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- No! No… I am not sarcastic, am just shocked!
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- No, I am  not going to tell you!
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- Because every time I say something, you yell on me! That why!
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- No,  no! I am not telling!
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- Oh-oh-oh! All right! Stop it! All right!
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- On one condition, though! No yelling! OK? OK!
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- So, We agreed, right? No Yelling! OK?
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-So, First time you placed…the  “exhaust” next to… “center of pleasure”, and sort of congested them together.
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- And now you want to put THE BRAIN… in there?! Do you ever learn?!
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-OK! OK! No yelling, please! No yelling!
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- Yes, I agree that was a little off!
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- Let me go! Stop it! STOP IT!
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-That is it! I am leaving!
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- Yes! That is right! Leave you alone!
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- Buy!